scarier than having alektrophobia

whores:

if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

earmuffsforyou:

this is still the best thing on the internet

(Source: goldddustwoman)

lady-of-asgard:

iamtonysexual:

remember, kids.  ”pinnacles” is pronounced

not

WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE

firelily413:

Do you hear that? thats the sound of my heart breaking.

(Source: harrypottersmum)

1612th:

breadandfire:

1612th:

hi

DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????

what

korratulations:

When I see you posting a lifetimes worth of gay porn in five minutes. Calm yo’ libido

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

jookieyookie:

buzzfeed:

Okay, Chinese photoshop trolls are way funnier than American photoshop trolls. 

i just appreciate photoshop

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

(Source: sidequest-boss)

david-tennant-is-really-sexy:

theeruditegryffindor:

I put the fun in funeral.

I put the laughter in manslaughter.

I put the hot in psychotic.

I would’ve made a comment related about this post,but I am distracted by everything.

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute